Justin Bieber got arrested in Florida.
Y’all make fun of Florida but we’re the state that finally took him down.
That means he’s being held in custody there, yes?
wHAT NO DON’T LEAVE US STRANDED WITH HIM
SOMETIMES SACRIFICES HAVE TO HAPPEN
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
THESE BANANAS WERE
TATTOOED WITH A TOOTHPICK.
*gives up on life*
met these lovely ladies (they didn’t want my flowers)